Fake Shops
There's nothing better than shopping at a fake shop. Like Brandon's Bikes in Butte Montana. No one makes customized bikes like Brandon. Small ones. Big ones. Ones with baskets. Where do you want to go?
Let's go!
Fake Bars
A special out of the way drinking hole? What's better? Like Tippy Topper's Tavern - Featuring the famous Tippy Topper punch and world class Bloody Mary's. The local crowd all show up on Tuesdays, when the best story tellers and BS artists tee off and try to top each other's tall tales.
Fake Restaurants
Tired of all the restaurants in your town? Me too. So how about a fake restaurant, with all the fixings. Like Roberto's Fine Mexican Food in Roswell New Mexico. Home of the world famous Fried Chicken Mole Chimichanga with Hatch Green Chile. Que Bueno!
Fake Government Agencies
There are a lot of government agencies. It can be hard to keep track. Let's create some new ones. Like the US Department of Lowered Expectations. Things aren't going your way? The US Department of Lowered Expectations is here to help. Established in 2021, the D.O.L.E. is hard at work convincing you that you don't need that treadmill, you don't need that gas, and most of all you don't need all that milk.